|"Let me tell you a story about a little henchman named Speedy..."|
|1st appearance:||Dia de los Dangerous!|
|Voice Artist:||Doc Hammer|
The cracking voice of a go-getter named Speedy put into motion a plan that culminated in the successful kidnapping of the Venture Brothers. He believed his plan would surely usher him into becoming a full-fledged henchman. Unfortunately, Speedy paid a price for being a brazen, architect of evil, as his scrawny neck was shortly caught in the vise-like grip of Brock Samson's mighty hand.
Mercifully, his henchmen brothers eased his transition to the next world with a tranquilizer dart. Even though he was this close, Speedy will never earn his wings.
He is mentioned by 24 when he is telling Henchman 1 that since he's a new guy that no one ever heard of, he will die. "Let me tell you a story about a little henchman named Speedy." Later he is seen again by 21 as a ghost along with ex-President Woodrow Wilson and 24.