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Selected Quotes for The Venture Bros. Episode,

The Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay

We've looked all over and we can't find Scamp, Pop.


Have you seen him?


Scamp? Well of course I have. He's right over there.
(Venture points to a glass case holding a skinless dog. Scamp stands and wags his tail.)


Hank and Dean
Scamp!


Dean
He's all inside out!


Dr. Venture
Dean, you're suppose to be the smart one. You know your father would never turn Scamp inside out. I've simply removed all of his skin.



Dr. Venture
HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP!



Henchman 1
I can't get the hatch open. We landed face down.


Henchman 2

Oh god, oh god! We're gonna die in here.


Henchman 2

Oh man, we're not gonna have to eat each other are we?


Henchman 1

Screw that! What are we gonna do about poo poo?



Well, well, well. It looks as if these Venture boys are not quite so young and innocent as I thought. They seem to have already discovered the fleshy jig of the mommy and daddy dance. No matter, for as the monarch butterfly spins its deadly web, so shall I set my fiendish trap.



Way to go Venture.


Smooth move Exlax.


(addressing Pete)

Oh, look who's talking. I seem to remember a certain scientist inventing a little something called the Albino Bomb a few years back.

(Now turning to Billy.)
And as for you, your hastily assembled cardboard diorama entitled "Where Does Rain Come From?" was not exactly the highlight of these proceedings.