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Selected Quotes for The Venture Bros. Episode,

I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills


Dr. Orpheus: These Oni are usually after some form of retribution, so what did you do? Violate a sacred temple? No, let me guess, you relieved yourself in someone’s Zen garden?


Dr. Venture: Wait, I know what you’re doing. You’re trying to get me in the sack.

Dr. Orpheus: I beg your pardon?!?

Dr. Venture: No wonder nobody but you can see that head!

Dr. Orpheus: What, but, how dare you?!

Dr. Venture: The tights, the jewelry, always tagging along. “Oh, let me get my big gay cloak and I’ll join you.”

Dr. Orpheus: I’m trying to help you!

Dr. Venture: Help me out of my speed suit!


Henchman 24: I can't believe you guys are falling for this sheep in wolf's clothing!



Henchman 24: Ah, don’t knock or anything. It’s not like I live with 80 guys and no women, so there’s no chance I’m masturbating!


Monarch: Black Guards! Bring him to the Chamber of 1,000 Torments. There you may deliver torments 1 through 990. Killinger, I’m going to let you do Torture 993, because you seem to have bigger thumbs then me.


#21: You can silence me but there will be others. Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus!

Dr. Killinger: It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

#21: I did? Cool.


Dr. Killinger: My name is Dr. Henry Killinger and this is my magic murder bag.