|Guardian of the Sacred Craft-Bin of Olee Janeema|
|"I can't believe that just happened!"|
|1st appearance:|| The Trial of the Monarch
He was the giant stone guardian that was awakened upon the reading of the ancient Sanskrit found within the Sacred Craft-Bin of Olee Janeema. He was described in Hank and Dean's overly exaggerated testimony. The stone golem was dispatched by Brock Samson even though he surrendered after being struck in the groin, repeatedly. He may or may not actually exist, as his only appearance was the questionable testimony of Hank and Dean, putting this being in the same state of semi-fantasy as Mecha-Shiva.