Selected Quotes for The Venture Bros. Episode,
Hank: Brock, if pirates really exist, I mean, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy could even be real, right? It's like all bets are off!
Brock: Hank nobody ever said pirates don't exist.
Hank: So you agree with me that this is impossible.
Dr. Venture: I seem to have lost my locator...and yes, I see the irony in that.
Dean: He's... hiding and.. waiting to save me with.... guys.
Pirate Captain: You're not a very good liar, Dean, are you?
Dean: Dad is super-serious all of a sudden, do you think he's really in as much danger as he says?
Brock: Oh yeah, he's screwed. I give him about an hour before he panics and begs us to haul him up.
Dr. Venture: Ok guys, I can hear all of this.
Brock: Concentrate!...And for God's sake, Don't light a cigarette, a good sniper can spot a cherry from 3 miles."
Hank: But, I don't smoke Brock.
Brock: Well, this would be a lousy time to start.
Dean: Your scheme was very clever, very clever indeed, but he's no ghost!
Pirate Captain: Oh ya think genius? What tipped you off - was it the huge zipper, maybe the rubber mask? But you had to kill him anyways. If you'd played by the rules - the ghost pirate rules - and just run away, none of this would be happening! But nooo, you had to go nuts and kill a guy!
Pirate Captain: You live by the ghost, you die by the ghost.
Hank & Dean: GO TEAM VENTURE!
Brock: I don't know, they just do that.