|"Get a haircut faggot"|
|1st appearance:||Return to Spider-Skull Island|
|Voice Artist:||Chris McCulloch and Steven Rattazzi|
They were the two fowl-mouthed rednecks that hassled Dr. Orpheus at the diner while he was tailing Hank and Dean. They kept calling him a "hippie" and a "faggot" because of his long hair (confusingly, they both had similarly long hair). Orpheus warned them several times to leave him alone but his warnings went unheeded. He housed their souls inside the Homeboy Action Figure that he purchased in the gumball machine at the diner. Their souls can be heard screaming for help from within the toy.