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Selected Quotes for The Venture Bros. Episode,

Escape to the House of Mummies Part II


Dr. Venture: Dean, stop riding The Perfect Man. Brock has to kill him now.

Dean: Awwww... Can't we keep him?

Hank: Yeah dad! Can't we? We'll feed The Perfect Man and clean up after him and everything. Super swear!

Dr. Venture: No, he's an abomination. Go ahead Brock.




Dr. Venture: You boys have to get Caligula and Dr. Freud back to the time machine. Don't let him ask about me.

Hank: Will do!

Dr. Venture: Wait! Where is the Hand of Osiris?

Hank: We let the Caligula guy hide it.

Caligula bends over and reaches around behind, while grunting and grabbing for something lodged within.

Dr. Venture: Oh dear lord. No, no, just drop it there. I'll get it later.




Executioner: Give me the hand of Osiris!

Dr. Venture: Give me head.

Executioner: You didn't just say that.

Dr. Venture: I absolutely did. What are you going to do about it?

Executioner: Well, I'm about to kill your sons.

Dr. Venture: Join the club.



Dr. Venture: I would rather die than call that snake charmer for help. He'll never let me hear the end of it!

Brock: All right, boys, you heard your father, we're all gonna die. So you might wanna line yourself up so that the spikes will pierce your brain or heart. All right, all right lets get started positioning ourselves, no fun bleeding to death.


Pete White: I’m an albino...I can’t even go to the beach without exploding.


Dr. Venture: What's with the poetry, Wordsworth? Just say it. Say, "I am a virgin."

Pete White: I knew it!

Dr. Venture: Billy, that makes you the best candidate to take a ray blast. You have nothing to lose. You've never done anything. The way I look at it, it's not even murder. It's a very late abortion.