Selected Quotes for The Venture Bros. Episode,
My son has it in his head that you were in our house last night and you... killed our robot.
The seed of your loins is quite astute. I saved your mechanical man from certain damnation. For his frail, electronic eyes had gazed upon the impenetrable! He was an unwilling beholder to the impossible!
So what super cool adventure are we gong on today? Should I get my scuba gear?
We're not going anywhere. Your father's working on this thing.
Scuba. Scuba. Scuba Scuba Scuba Scuba Scu... Say Scuba.
Scuba. It sounds funny. Scuba.
Scuba. Yeah, it does.
- Orpheus' cat rubs against Rusty's leg
Oh what's this? She's an affectionate little one.
Oh my apologies, she's in heat.
I heard if you take a q-tip and moisten it with warm water...
Arhhhh, I tried that once, it was horrible. I couldn't look at her for a week. She was just a walking reminder of our common shame.
Oh dear God. That's not your wife in some, like, magical animal form?
No, no, no. My wife left me for a young necromancer. My pumpkin still holds out hope.
Hank stares into the Joy Can
Orpheus walks toward the door
Orpheus closes the library door behind them. A few seconds pass and the door opens again
Evil has struck the house of venture. The air reeks of an ill wind. Nay, though I have smelt it, that hath dealt it.
A pie appears in front of Dean
Dean, what the hell are you doing in there? I need to take a shower.